The Wandy-Lust King Will Accelerate Your Protons!!! Oh Yoi Yoi!

The Wandy-Lust King Will Accelerate Your Protons!!! Oh Yoi Yoi!


Not technically a tarot related post, but anyone that uses the words “bible”, “bling”, “sex maniacs”, “string theory”, and “protons” all in one song is a god. I ❤ Gogol Bordello! Yay! It is about religion and cosmology… kind of. So it belongs here!

Oh yoi yoi accelerate zee protons!!!

Actually, Eugene Hutz is a total Knight of Wands, for serious. I had to throw something tarot in there, I suppose. I’m too tired to give it any thought. One only needs to see him perform to see that magnetic, charismatic, FIRE GOOOD! wandy-lust thing he’s got going on. I haven’t seen them play yet, but I’ve heard stories and plan to snag tickets next time they’re in the Bay Area. Perhaps he’s not the Knight of Wands after all… Maybe he’s the king!

HE’S A WANDY-LUST KING!

Okay… enough shameless fawning over Eugene Hutz, and the fact that his mustache should be unattractive but rather works for him. He’s got that Sexy Time kind of thing happening. In Soviet Russia, you don’t go on mustache ride… Mustache rides you! Bwaahaahahha!

Gods… I’m tired. 10 of Swords physically. 8 of Wands mentally. 4 of Swords emotionally. Spiritually? I have no idea. Let’s call it 8 of Pents and call it a night. Good Gods… Can a brother get some 6 of Swords up in here? Damn.

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One thought on “The Wandy-Lust King Will Accelerate Your Protons!!! Oh Yoi Yoi!

  1. _Everything_ is tarot related! Sometimes you just have to warm it up and squish it a little bit more than others 😉 Gogol are massively popular with the tribal bellydancers, especially “Start Wearing Purple”. I feel like that moustache should wiggle mischievously by itself… very Wandy indeed!

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